Who is this guy?

I'm Kris, a 20-something midwesterner that has found his place in the Silicon Valley.
















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./color/ blue
./movies/ good will hunting, run lola run, memento, garden state
./tv/ real time with bill maher, simpsons, family guy
./writers/ dave barry,ee cummings
./comedians/ steven wright, sarah silverman, mitch hedberg
./food/ anything that didn't come from a body of water
./music/ a perfect circle, air, atmosphere, badly drawn boy, ben folds, ben kweller, black rebel motorcycle club, buckethead, cafe del mar, coldplay, cracker, dandy warhols, delerium, dj tiesto, eels, everclear, gorillaz, jimmy eat world, joe satriani, low, massive attack, moby, richard cheese, sammy hagar, sarah mclachlan, shins, spiritualized, thievery corporation, tragically hip, u2, zero 7, etc.

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./fara
./shakespeare
./animals
./happiness
./making others laugh
./making an ass out of myself
./digital photography
./stars
./people
./contrast

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./negativity
./people that are constantly depressed
./guns
./war for peace

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./adrenaline

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./life is 10% events and 90% how you react to those events
./myself
./freedom at the expense of security
./privacy
./love <3

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./a higher being

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./How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. -groucho
./I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
./Time wounds all heels.
./It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
./The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -Einstein
./The earth laughs in flowers. -- e.e. cummings
./Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today. -- James Dean
./It's surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that their feelings toward other people are largely determined by their feelings toward themselves, and if you're not comfortable within yourself, you can't be comfortable with others. -- Sydney J. Harris
./People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. -- Douglas Yates
./Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted. -- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
./True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. -- David Tyson Gentry
./Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. -- Gallagher
./Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. -- M. Kathleen Casey
./When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. -Matt Groenig
./Fall seven times, stand up eight. -- japanese proverb
./The way i see it, if you want a rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.
./Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. ---Mildred Barthel
./The only way of knowing a person is to love them without hope. -- Walter Benjamin
./Always remember...you are unique...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
./A camera is a tool that teaches you to see beauty..without one.
./Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on yourself. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
./Keep your face in the sunshine and you can never see the shadow. -Helen Keller
./Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid. -Jules Feiffer
./Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
./Unhappiness within our own life will lead us to find happiness in forbidden places. -unknown

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